I need Norton 360 to access the internet

It’s cos he uses two different brands of tin-foil in case the G-Men got to one brand…

I think that his tin foil necklace isn’t tight enough.

My favourite permutation of this is defrosting the turkey in the sink with the roasting pan over top of it. The daughter asks, the mother says that’s how her mother always did it, the mother asks, the grandmother says that’s how her mother always did it. Call up great-grandma at the nursing home, “isn’t that cat dead by now?”

Ive heard this story but it was a martial artist and they way he was taught to tie his belt

Can’t speak for Russia or todays conduct, but I understand where he is coming from. East-german secret police would totally break into your home just to mess with you.

Second set of keys, come in, movd your furniture a bit, put some canned goods from the pantry in the washing machine… do that kind of stuff regularly and the person will either loose it or everyone around them will think they lost it. Both are fine to end someones political involvement.

Yeah, Norton utilities for dos was their last time they were really good.

Ah, Norton Commander…

What good fortune that Christian Ghisler basically reinvented it as Total Commander and now I can barely operate a Windows system properly without it! Always the first program installed.

My uncle swore by them on his first cheap Android phone. I kept trying to tell him that it was nothing but a placebo. If anything, it actually causes more issues because of the resources it takes.

He was so upset when they finally started charging for a subscription and he didn’t want to pay for it but wanted the old free version he had.

I was so glad to now be able to tell him that it couldn’t nor should it be done now that the app is no longer officially available.

I think he was thinking back to the old days when my dad used to talk highly of Norton. Those days are long gone.

I mean maybe? But he was saying he couldn’t even join the network, let alone attempt to access the network.

But who knows? Not I and definitely not him.

I think I’d go with Web Access America

!I’ll be shocked if anyone gets that reference!<

More likely, he’ll get an actual promotion to senior sales rep or something

As someone who dod martial arts, there is a specific way you’re supposed to tie that. Which is mostly tradition, but that’s how you’re taught is “correct”.

Totally true! I love my TC too.

Ah, Joe Bob Fenestre’s old company. Shame what happened to him.

That one I know won’t happen. Sales manager and GM are cool and wise to this person’s general nuttiness.

Yeah, although they never do say what happens to him after his mansion burns down.